Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Women Fall Catalogue
7. How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch
Football
8. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have
Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around
9. How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach
His Slop
10. How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right
11. Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my
handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed
weasels now"
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you