Wifespeak English
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* You want [=] You want
* We need [=] I want
* It's your decision [=] The correct decision should be obvious by now
* Do what you want [=] You'll pay for this later
* We need to talk [=] I need to complain
* Sure... go ahead [=] I don't want you to.
* I'm not upset [=] Of course I'm upset,you moron.
* You're ... so manly [=] You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
* You're certainly [=] Is sex all you ever think about?
attentive tonight.
* I'm not emotional! [=] I'm on my period.
And I'm not
overreacting!
* Be romantic, turn [=] I have flabby thighs.
out the lights.
* This kitchen is so [=] I want a new house.
inconvenient
* I want new curtains [=] and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
* I need wedding shoes [=] the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
* Hang the picture there[=] NO, I mean hang it there!
* I heard a noise [=] I noticed you were almost asleep.
* Do you love me? [=] I'm going to ask for something expensive.
* How much do you love [=] I did something today you're really not going to
me? like.
* I'll be ready in [=] Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
a minute.
* Is my butt fat? [=] Tell me I'm beautiful.
* You have to learn [=] Just agree with me.
to communicate.
* Are you listening [=] [Too late, your dead.]
to me!?
* Yes [=] No
* No [=] No
* Maybe [=] No
* I'm sorry. [=] You'll be sorry.
* Do you like this [=] It's easy to fix,
recipe? so you'd better get used to it.
* Was that the baby ? [=] Why don't you get out of bed and
walk him until he goes to sleep.
* I'm not yelling! [=] Yes I am yelling because
I think this is important.
* All we're going to [=] It goes without saying that we're stopping
buy is s soap dish at the cosmetics department, the shoe
department, I need to look at a few
new pocket books, and OMIGIOD there's a
sale in lingerie, and wouldn't these
pink sheets look great in the bedroom
and did you bring your checkbook?
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/* in answer to "What's wrong?" */
--The same old thing. [=] Nothing.
--Nothing. [=] Everything.
--Everything. [=] My PMS is acting up.
--Nothing, really. [=] It's just that you're such an asshole.
--I don't want to [=] Go away, I'm still building up steam.
talk about it.
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Contributors:
jeannie@scri1.scri.fsu.edu (The Wicked Witch Of The West)
shred@triton.unm.edu (Ted Shred)
shrtboy@triton.unm.edu (Shortboy)
action@cbnewse.cb.att.com (timothy.d.acton)
dmcmilla@djm.cs.gmr.com (Don McMillan CS50)
Frank reid@ucs.indiana.edu
danw@ee.su.oz.au (Dan Wuescher)
taf@island.COM (Tim Floto)
"Ames, Tim" [tima@hls.com]
rivero@dev8j.mdcbbs.com Michael Rivero
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