Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Men Fall Catalogue
Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering
courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and
females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the
following is required.
1. Combatting Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Just Give Us
Credit Cards)
6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash My
Silks")
8. Parenting Roles Beyond Initial Conception
9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook
10. How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong
11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13. You, The Weaker Sex
14. Reasons To Give Flowers
15. How To Stay Awake After Sex
16. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere Except In The
Bathroom
17. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb
18. A. You Really Can Fall Asleep Without Doing It, If You Really Try
B. The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake In The Morning, Take A Cold
Shower
19. You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Damn Well Please
20. How To Put Down A Toilet Seat (formerly called "No It's Not A
Bidet")
21. Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Often Bullshit
22. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
23. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
24. Romanticism - Other Ideas Beyond Sex
25. Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes
26. Mother-in-Laws Are People Too
27. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
28. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
29. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
30. Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home
31. You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
32. Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works!
33. Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Your Vocabulary
34. Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary
35. You Don't Really Need That Porsche After Thinning Hair And Mid-Life
Crisis
36. How To Tolerate Bras And Pantyhose Hanging In The Bathroom
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Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Women Fall Catalogue
Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering
courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and
females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the
following is required.
1. Combatting The Impulse To Nag
2. You Can Change The Oil Too
3. PMS - Learning To Sleep Over At Mother's
4. How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug
5. We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas (Just Wear The Sexy Lingerie I
Gave You)
6. Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness
7. How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch
Football
8. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have
Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around
9. How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach
His Slop
10. How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right
11. Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself
12. Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right
12. Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial
Responsibility
13. You, The Whining Sex
14. Reasons To Give Head To Your Man
15. How To Stay Awake During Sex And Imagine That It Lasted For Over
10 Minutes
16. Why It Is Unacceptable To Talk About Feminine Hygiene In Mixed
Company
17. Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours
18. A. You Can Use A Bed For More Than Just Sleep
B. It's Okay To Do It Outside Of The Bedroom
19. If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
20. How To Close The Garage Door
21. If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation
22. How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia
23. Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank
24. Romanticism - The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation
25. How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By
Himself
26. Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend
27. Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous
28. How To Act Younger Than Your Mother
29. You Too Can Carry A Backpack
30. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who
Complain About You The Most
31. Learning To Appreciate The Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of
Men
32. Dress Like A Slut And Put On Something Sexy - Why It Won't Ruin
Your Brain
33. Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving
34. Apologizing For Farting When You're On The Toilet Is Not Necessary
35. How To Remain Femininely Enticing And Attractive After Menopause
36. How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste
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