Pet Humor

Pet Humor.

Bad Dog: -I will not target the most expensive cheese in the platter for eating.
-I will not eat the soap.
-I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
-I will not eat my human's plants.
Bad Kitty: -I will not wake my human up at 3 a.m. for breakfast.
-I will not peel and eat the raw potatoes that are in the basement.
-The human's food is not meant to be shared with me.
-I CAN eat a variety of different kinds of cat food.
Map of Cat Brain: The preview would be the entire file
Cat Movies Lisr: itty outside: "Bye-Bye Birdie", "Predator"
Let me in *NOW*: "Singing in the Rain", "The Howling"
You can't stop me from getting out!: "The Great Escape"
Lap cat's movie: "Sleeper"
Basic rules for cats: If your humans don't let you into the bedroom at night, make them suffer for it. Even if they give you a nice warm room of your own to sleep in at night, with a catflap to the outside world, that just isn't good enough. There are several ways of registering your disapproval.
Owner's stories about their dumb dogs: As a puppy, Conan was fascinated with the phone. One day I heard a loud crash and a yelp. Conan comes tearing out with the phone cord wrapped around him and the phone banging across the linoeum. Needless to say, we had to get a new phone.