Kirk: Where's ensign Flintstone? McCoy: He's Fred, Jim. Kirk: What happened to ensign Pillsbury? McCoy: He's Bread, Jim. Kirk: Oh my god, it's ensign Marx! McCoy: That's right, He's red Jim. Thought I would add my personal collection to this exceedingly silly enterprise [pun, what pun?]! BTW, my friends and I made up a drinking game called "He's Dead Jim." You make up a list of good old ST standby phrases: "Fascinating", "beam me up, Scotty", etc., and booxze it up any time you hear them. Not too complicated, but it'll be a fun night--espescially if you drink Romulan Ale! --Cate
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