In article [1994Aug16.181424.6973@pt.com], Charles Hoodak [cch@pt.com] wrote: ]Would somebody please repost the compilation of Borg taglines? I missed ]printing them out. Any help would be appreciated. ] ] ]Thanks in advance. ] ] ]Chuck Hoodak Attributions? We don't need no steenking attributions!!!! :) All a Borg! And the only thing the Borg left behind was NT. Assimilate me... tender... - Elvis of Borg Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left. Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y) BorgDOS: Irrelevant command or filename. Borgasm: The ecstacy of being assimilated. Borger King. Have it our way. Your way is irrelevant. Bush Borg: The economy is irrelevant. Distance is irrelevant: Pythagoras of Borg. Drunk Borg: Rsilience in floor tile. Wan'be similated? GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO: Borg subroutine Geraldo of Borg: Next brothers who assimilate sisters. Groucho Borg: That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated. HersheyBORG: Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated. I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year. I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell are you? I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Man! I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective? I am Caffeine of Borg. Sleep is irrelevant. I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile! I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated. I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant. I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate therefore I am. I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess! I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant. I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE! I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be... OOooooo! Donuts! I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant. I am Madonna of Borg. Gender is irrelevant. I am Madonna of Borg. Justify my assimilation! ::pant::pant:: I am Spock of Borg... Fascinating. I am Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling. I am neither human nor Borg. I am Hugh-Man! I yam Popeye of Borg, Prepare to be askimilated McBorgers: Over 50 million assimilated. My other computer is a Borg. Number 6 of Borg - Why I resigned is irrelevant. P-Porky P-Pig of Borg: You will be assim-assim... absorbed. Political correctness is a Borg plot. Q: How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: All of them. Quayle Borg: Inhaling is irrelevant. Rush LimBorg: Liberals are irrelevant. Tennis is irrelevant. - Bjorn Borg The Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless. The Borg assimilated me & all I got was this lousy T-Shirt! The Borg: Calm, Cool and Collective. The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. Borg borg borg! This is Borg. [ESC] is futile [CTRL] is inevitable. U2 will become one with the Borg. We like Bono. We are Daleks of Borg. ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!!!!! We are the Borg. Your files will be assimilated. We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday. Welcome to Borg Burger. No pickles. Pickles are irrelevent. Whose laser thru yonder saucer section cuts? 'Tis the Borg -- _____________________________________________________________________________ | |\^/| "Every problem contains the seeds of | Tim Haynes | |._|\| |/|_. its own solution." - Stanley Arnold | Quality Assurance | | \ MAPLE / | Waterloo Maple Software|
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