What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians?? Libertarians are anarchists with money. Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything is property. Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work for them when they run out of other options. Libertarians buy more guns, but anarchists use more ammo. Libertarians ride in stretch limos; anarchists throw bricks through their windshields. Libertarians go shopping; anarchists go shoplifting. Libertarians go to the police after they've been mugged; anarchists get mugged by the police. A libertarian wants to marry another libertarian, but only after sleeping with enough anarchists. Anarchists ignore the IRS; Libertarians hire accountants and attorneys to fight them. Libertarians think the government is trying steal the property they rightfully own; anarchists think the government is trying to defend property that nobody rightfully owns. Libertarians are organized in a political party; anarchists aren't organized in anything. Anarchists ignore elections; Libertarians run for office, vote and lose. Libertarians think anarchists are naive and unrealistic; anarchists don't care what libertarians think. +---------------------------------------------------------------+ | | | Brian Baker Apologies to any real | | bake@cruzio.com Libertarians or Anarchists who | | might be offended | +---------------------------------------------------------------+
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