Here are the two songs that someone spoke of a couple of days ago. Reprinted w/o permission from "The Way Things Ought To Be" --Rush Limbaugh. THE PHILANDERER (Sung by a Ted Kennedy sound alike to the tune of "The Wanderer") Oh, well I'm the type of guy who would never settle down Where pretty girls are, well you know that I'm around I kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to me they're all the same I get so gosh darned hammerd I don't even know their names 'Cause I'm a philanderer, yes a philanderer I sleep around, around, around, around, around Well my views are on the left, got a bimbo on the right Only God will know where I'll be passing out tonight And if you want to ask me which girl I love the best I'll tear open my shirt, got mother Rosie on my chest 'Cause I'm a philanderer, yes a philanderer I sleep around, around, around, around, around Oh yeah, I'm the type of guy, he likes to roam around I'm never in one place, I wake from town to town But when I find myself falling for some girl I walk right in that car of mine and I take her for a whirl Because I'm a Kennedy, yes I'm a Kennedy The car skids round and round and round and round and round KENNA-DAY-O (Sung by Harry Belafonte sound-alike to the tune of "The Banana Boat Song (Day-O)" Kenna-day, Kenna-day, Kenna-day, Kenna-day-ay-o Kenneday clan is in trouble once more Say Mr. Kennedy put back your banana Kenneday clan is in trouble once more Uncle Ted is naked out on the veranda Kenneday clan is in trouble once more Late one night down in Palm Beach town Kenneday clan is in trouble once more Brought young girl back to the big compound Kenneday clan is in trouble once more Hormones. Hormones. Kenneday clan is in trouble once more Kenna-day-o, Kenna-day-ay-o Kenneday clan is in trouble once more Up in Chappaquiddick Teddy looked for romance Kenneday clan is in trouble once more JFK couldn't keep it in his own pants Kenneday clan is in trouble once more Kenna-day-o, Kenna-day-o Kenneday clan is in trouble once more Kenna-day-o, Kenna-day-o Hormones are raging they won't leave us alone ========= Repies to: awmurray@eos.ncsu.edu or amurray@dante.exide.com
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