]] ]] ] ] ]]]Little Kids talk about love........... ]] ] ] ]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has ]] ] ] ]]]]freckles too." ]] ] ] ]]]] Andrew, age 6 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do ]]with how ]] ] ] ]]]]you smell ... That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." ]] ] ] ]]]] Mae, age 9 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but ]]the ]] ] ] ]]]]rest ]] ] ] ]]]]of it isn't supposed to be so painful." ]] ] ] ]]]] Manuel, age 8 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." ]] ] ] ]]]] John, age 9 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't ]]want to ]] ] ] ]]]]do it. It takes too long." ]] ] ] ]]]] Glenn, age 7 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]ON THE ROLE OF BEAUTY AND HANDSOMENESS IN LOVE ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your ]]family, it ]] ] ] ]]]]doesn't hurt to be beautiful." ]] ] ] ]]]] Anita C., age 8 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like ]]anything ]] ] ] ]]]]and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." ]] ] ] ]]]] Brian, age 7 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." ]] ] ] ]]]] Christine, age 9 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]REFLECTIONS ON THE NATURE OF LOVE ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is ]]pretty good ]] ] ] ]]]]too." ]] ] ] ]]]] Greg, age 8 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]HOW DO PEOPLE IN LOVE TYPICALLY BEHAVE? ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Mooshy ... like puppy dogs ... except puppy dogs don't wag their ]]tails ]] ] ] ]]]]nearly as much." ]] ] ] ]]]] Arnold, age 10 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"All of a sudden, the people get movie fever so they can sit ]]together in the ]] ] ] ]]]]dark." ]] ] ] ]]]] Sherm, age 8 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid ]]good ]] ] ] ]]]]money for them." ]] ] ] ]]]] Gavin, age 8 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the ]]aisle ]] ] ] ]]]]someday and do the holy matchimony thing." ]] ] ] ]]]] John, age 9 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' ]]is on ]] ] ] ]]]]television." ]] ] ] ]]]] Jill, age 6 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime." ]] ] ] ]]]] Floyd, age 9 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place ... We were behind a ]]tree." ]] ] ] ]]]] Carey, age 7 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been ]]trying ]] ] ] ]]]]to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding ]] ] ] ]]]]me." ]] ] ] ]]]] Dave, age 8 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard ]]enough." ]] ] ] ]]]] Regina, age 10 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]THE PERSONAL QUALITIES YOU NEED TO HAVE IN ORDER TO BE A GOOD LOVER ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Sensitivity don't hurt." ]] ] ] ]]]] Robbie, age 8 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you ]]have ]] ] ] ]]]]tons ]] ] ] ]]]]of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." ]] ] ] ]]]] Ava, age 8 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." ]] ] ] ]]]] Del, age 6 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs ... and don't ]]worry if ]] ] ] ]]]]their parents are right there." ]] ] ] ]]]] Manuel, age 8 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get ]]attention, ]] ] ] ]]]]but attention ain't the same thing as love." ]] ] ] ]]]] Alonzo, age 9 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something ]]she likes ]] ] ] ]]]]to eat. French fries usually works for me." ]] ] ] ]]]] Bart, age 9 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN ]] ] ] ]]]]LOVE? ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if ]]he's in ]] ] ] ]]]]love." ]] ] ] ]]]] Bobby, age 9 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get ]]cold ... ]] ] ] ]]]]Other people care more about the food." ]] ] ] ]]]] Bart, age 9 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just ]]wearing ]] ] ] ]]]]jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up." ]] ] ] ]]]] Sarah, age 9 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"See if the man has lipstick on his face." ]] ] ] ]]]] Sandra, age 7 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. ]]They like ]] ] ] ]]]]to order those because it's just like how their hearts are --- on ]]fire." ]] ] ] ]]]] Christine, age 9 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]TITLES OF THE LOVE BALLADS YOU CAN SING TO YOUR BELOVED ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"'How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'" ]] ] ] ]]]] Arnold, age 10 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"'You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.'" ]] ] ] ]]]] Larry, age 8 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"'I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'" ]] ] ] ]]]] Eddie, age 6 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"'I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When ]]I'm with ]] ] ] ]]]]My Friends.'" ]] ] ] ]]]] Bob, age 9 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"'Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are ]]One!'" ]] ] ] ]]]] Will, age 7 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU" ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he ]]showers ]] ] ] ]]]]at least once a day." ]] ] ] ]]]] Michelle, age 9 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they ]]finally got ]] ] ] ]]]]it ]] ] ] ]]]]out and said it and now they can go eat." ]] ] ] ]]]] Dick, age 7 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]HOW WAS KISSING INVENTED? ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"I know one reason that kissing was created. It makes you feel warm ]]all ]] ] ] ]]]]over, ]] ] ] ]]]]and they didn't always have electric heat or fireplaces or even ]]stoves in ]] ] ] ]]]]their houses." ]] ] ] ]]]] Gina, age 8 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls." ]] ] ] ]]]] Julia, age 7 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the ]]best of ]] ] ] ]]]]you." ]] ] ] ]]]] Brian, age 7 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"It might help to watch soap operas all day." ]] ] ] ]]]] Carin, age 9 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"When they're rich." ]] ] ] ]]]] Pam, age 7 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you ]]... That's ]] ] ] ]]]]why I stopped doing it." ]] ] ] ]]]] Tammy, age 10 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's a new ]]person, ]] ] ] ]]]]you have to ask permission." ]] ] ] ]]]] Roger, age 6 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." ]] ] ] ]]]] Dick, age 7 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Don't forget your wife's name ... That will mess up the love." ]] ] ] ]]]] Erin, age 8 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never ]]take out ]] ] ] ]]]]the trash." ]] ] ] ]]]] Dave, age 8 ]] ] ] ]]]] ]] ] ] ]]]]"Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind ... Love ]]isn't like ]] ] ] ]]]]picking what movie you want to watch." ]] ] ] ]]]] Natalie, age 9 ]] ] ] ]]]]______________________________
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