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Subject: Life  D.8
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Date: 13 Apr 94 10:09:15 PDT (Wednesday)
Subject: Life  D.8





Chuck Shepherd has a newspaper column called News of the Weird
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* In August, a Walnut Creek, Calif., woman unidentified
by reporters, caused a three-hour search involving
police officers from two towns, a search and rescue
team (using hastily-printed photo posters), Explorer
Scouts, and several bloodhounds when she reported her
3-year-old daughter missing from the family car during
a round of errands.  Upon returning home, the woman
found the girl and realized that she had not taken her
on the errands. [[Oceanside Blade-Citizen-AP, Aug93]] 

* Dwain C. Johnson, 32, was arrested in Akron, Ohio, in
December, and a warrant was issued for his colleague
Steven T. Carter, 31, for trafficking in cocaine.  The
two men had given their car to attendants to be washed
and vacuumed, and the vacuum cleaner sucked up a small
bag on the front seat containing about 30 rocks of
crack cocaine.  Police caught Johnson after the men
returned to the carwash to force the manager to open up
the vacuum canister; Carter escaped. [Akron Beacon
Journal, 12-3-93] 

* In April, when Baltimore's old Vermont Federal bank
building was being renovated for the new Harbor Bank,
construction workers accidentally locked the safe,
which had gathered dust for six years but which Harbor
planned to use, and discovered that no one knew the
combination.  Rather than pay a locksmith an estimated
$10,000, or ask an imprisoned safecracker to try his
hand, the building owner placed a classified ad in the
Baltimore Sun asking to hear from anyone "familiar
with" the combination.  A former Vermont Federal
employee came by and opened the safe. [Baltimore Sun,
4-19-93] 

* Brazilian legislator Joao Alves, who is the subject
of a corruption investigation because he has amassed
the equivalent of $51 million on only a legislator's
salary, told a congressional panel in October that he
accumulated his wealth by winning national bingo and
local and national lotteries a total of 24,000 times
since 1988. [Pensacola News Journal, 11-3-93] 

* In July, the Cook Islands, which gained independence
from New Zealand in 1965 and is home to 18,000 people,
reported its very first armed robbery.  A local man
took about $24,000 from a hotel, but was quickly
captured. [Louisville Courier-Journal, 7-25-93] 

* In separate incidents in March, police in Washington,
D. C., and South San Francisco, Calif., arrested men
they encountered running down the street and who
aroused suspicion because they happened to be carrying
cash registers.  One was charged with robbing a
convenience store and the other with burglarizing a
bakery. [Washington Post, Mar93; Peninsula Times, 3-23-
93] 

* Damon Washington, 25, was arrested in November in San
Francisco and charged with shoplifting cassette tapes
at a record store.  After an investigation, police said
that Washington had just escaped from a medical prison
facility and that he needed some tapes to play in the
car while riding to his home near Los Angeles. [San
Francisco Chronicle, 11-2-93] 

* In July, a 17-year-old boy, sitting alone on some
steps in Manchester, N. H., was approached by a police
officer on patrol who wanted to stop to chat. 
According to the officer, the boy evaded several
questions and then began coughing violently.  As the
officer rubbed his back to ease the coughing, the boy
finally spit out about two hundred dollars' worth of
cocaine that he had swallowed when he saw the officer
approaching. [Valley News (Hanover, N. H.), Jul93] 

* In November, Carmen Friedewald-Hill, 26, was
sentenced to 20 years in prison in Frederick, Md., for
shooting her boyfriend, Ryan Gesner, to death.  She
shot him in the stomach during an argument over who
loved the other more. [Baltimore Sun, 11-11-93] 

* The Dallas Morning News reported in September that a
tornado near Saginaw, Tex., picked up James Davis's 4-
lb. Yorkshire terrier and carried it over two miles,
setting it down along a road in view of a passerby. 
The dog, Sadie, suffered only minor injuries. [Dallas
Morning News, Sept93] 

* According to an official in an investigators' trade
association, reported in Woman's Day magazine, parents'
hiring private eyes to track their children's
whereabouts is up 25 percent.  The detectives tap
phones, run background checks on their kids' friends,
and perform around-the-clock surveillance. [[Woman's
Day, Dec93]] 

* South Korea's Samsung Electronics Company announced
in November that it had invented "Bio Television"--a TV
set that converts a television's ordinary 
electromagnetic beams into waves that have an effect
similar to that of sunlight on nearby plants and
animals.  In tests, the longevity of fish, and the
freshness of flowers, increased by from 50% to 100%
when they were near the Bio TV. [Fairfax Journal, 11-
26-93] 

* According to trial testimony in January in Santa Ana,
Calif., George Edgar Lizarralde, 31, was legally blind
in 1985 when the Department of Motor Vehicles issued
him a driver's license.  He had failed the test three
times, and DMV granted the license on the fourth try
even though he again failed the vision test.  In the
January trial, DMV's negligence was found to be the
cause of injuries to Deborah Ann Mohr, whom Lizarralde
plowed into in a crosswalk in 1990. [Los Angeles Times,
1-21-94] 

* Firefighters in Canton, Ohio, rushed to the home of
Lisa M. Ash, 24, in November to extinguish a fire. 
They pulled out of her oven a smoldering voodoo doll,
made from cloth and twigs, that she said she was using
to cast a spell against someone, based on advice she
said she received from a telephone psychic line.
[Youngstown Vindicator-AP, 11-30-93] 

* In October, Blue Shield of Idaho and Blue Cross of
Idaho demanded the return of payments they mistakenly
made to now-suspended psychologist Terry Clapp for
treatments of several people with multiple personality
disorders.  Based on testimony at Clapp's disciplinary
hearing, his preferred treatment of that disorder was
exorcism, which the insurers said they do not cover.
[American Medical News, 10-25-93] 

* In January, several parents who had been arrested at
a cockfighting raid in Dayton, Tenn., filed a $55
million lawsuit against the sheriff's department,
claiming that the raid traumatized their children, who
were in attendance.  Before the deputies arrived, the
children were watching 400 people cheering two fights
in adjacent rings in which 15 roosters had already been
killed. [Knoxville News-Sentinel-AP, 1-6-94] 

* The epicenter of the January California earthquake is
five miles from the United States's largest egg farm,
where hens had produced their usual one million eggs in
the hours before the quake hit.  The damage to the farm
was a snapped water line, toppled empty egg pallets,
and a total of one broken egg.  Said manager Robert
Wagner to his employees, "We had a 6.6 earthquake that
broke less eggs than you guys do when we're working."
[San Francisco Chronicle, 1-31-94] 

* The Washington Times, citing a Federal Protective
Service report, revealed in May that staff and
volunteers of the 1993 Clinton inaugural stole $154,000
worth of electronic equipment used for the festivities.
[Washington Times, 5-21-93] 

* A London veterinarian said in January that Eileen
Wilson's pet bird Peter died of lung cancer from
Wilson's smoking.  Wilson disputed the diagnosis,
claiming that her previous bird had lasted 12 years
despite her smoking and that Peter had only begun to
cough during his last days. [Edmonton Journal-Reuter,
1-27-94] 

* According to the newspaper feature "Earth Week,"
Australia has recently employed 80 hens as sentinels so
authorities will know when an expected invasion of
mosquitos on the central Queensland coast has started,
and Russia has recently employed rats at the border to
munch on samples of Chinese potatoes to check their
edibility. [Houston Chronicle, 11-1-93; Rocky Mountain
News, Jan94] 

* The organization Bat Conservation International
proposed recently that the former Pease Air Force Base
in New Hampshire convert 15 vacant nuclear missile
bunkers into bat caves.  The bunkers apparently have
just the proper temperature, humidity, and air
circulation to suit bats. [Bulletin of the Atomic
Scientists, January/February 1994] 

* Last spring, a judge in Clinton, Tenn., suspended the
45-day drunken-driving sentence of Laverne J. Parman
after he demonstrated at a hearing that he had given
himself up a total of 28 times at the Anderson County
jail to serve the sentence but that each time he was
turned away.  The jail has been cited for overcrowding
and had about 500 people waiting to serve sentences at
the time. [Knoxville News-Sentinel, 4-15-93] 

* In October, Canadian environmentalist William Lishman
and an associate flew two ultralight aircraft from
Blackstock, Ontario, to Gaines, N. Y., and then to
Airlie, Va., leading a flock of 18 geese.  The two men
were demonstrating to the geese how to fly south for
the winter.  The geese had been raised in captivity and
thus lacked migration skills. [Edmonton Journal-CP, 10-
20-93] 

* In January, James Brindamour, 38, filed court papers
in Warwick, R. I., asking to share the proceeds of a
$350,000 accidental-death policy on his daughter, who
was killed in an auto crash in August.  Brindamour
abandoned the family in 1983 and owes more than $69,000
in child support. [San Antonio Express-News, 1-15-94] 

* According to witnesses, a middle-aged man, 6-feet-4,
with a gray beard robbed a convenience store in
Perryopolis, Pa., in August.  As a disguise, he was
wearing a large rabbit head, including large, floppy
ears.  However, the face had been cut out so that the
robber's face was fully visible. [The Tennessean, 8-28-
93] 

* Sarah F. Bates, 58, was arrested in Franklin, Tenn.,
on Christmas day after she allegedly punched her son-
in-law Richard Harrington and threw a stereo at his son
(her grandson), injuring him.  She was upset because
she disagreed with Harrington's decision to let the boy
sit at the "grown-ups'" table for dinner. [Nashville
Banner, 1-4-94] 

* Iowa child welfare officials have begun collecting
past-due support from the paycheck of Rodney Darnell,
24, of Burlington, Ia., on behalf of 7-year-old Eric
Weber.  A DNA test proving Darnell is not Weber's
father was ruled "irrelevant" by authorities, as was
the statement by the boy's mother, Elizabeth Weber,
that Darnell was not the father.  The state's case
rests on a paternity ruling in 1987 that Darnell was
the father, but he failed to attend that hearing
because, he said, he was in high school at the time and
had received no notice of the hearing. [Des Moines
Register, Jan94] 

* People Weekly magazine reported recently that Avon
cosmetics company has more than 36,000 sales
representatives in the Amazonia region of Brazil, with
sales growing at 50% a year.  Photographs showed an
expedition by zone manager Sonia Pinheiro to introduce
her products to the Tembe indians in Tenetehara.  Avon
representatives in Amazonia sell the complete range of
Avon products, from lipstick, moisturizer, and mascara,
to men's bikini briefs, and accept for payment almost
any barterable item, such as fish. [[People Weekly,
Dec93]] 

* The New York Times reported in January on the fashion
design "business" of Connecticut's Ed Kirko, who sells
clothing that he has fired rounds through with rifles,
handguns, and shotguns.  Very popular is the Stetson
hat with the single hole that appears to have
penetrated the wearer's skull, for $75.  
[New York Times, Jan94] 

* Last year, Bobby Hughes won $800,000 from a lower
court in Virginia to cover injuries he suffered when he
tripped over a railroad trestle.  He was trespassing at
the time, and his major injuries were scraped hands and
knees.  In January 1994, the Virginia Supreme Court
overturned the award. [USA Today, 1-10-94] 

* Los Angeles lawyer Gary P. Miller won an $85,000
disability payment from Equitable Life Assurance
Society for his claim that he has been allergic to
courthouses for two years and therefore cannot work at
his profession.  His disability stems from his arrest
in 1992 on insurance fraud charges; he claims that
exposure to the criminal justice system now causes him
stress, mood swings, and physical sickness.  The
insurance company is now trying to get its money back.
[Columbus Dispatch-AP, Dec93] 

* In January, a jury in Toronto awarded over $2 million
to David Stringer, 36, in his lawsuit against David and
Lisa Ashley after he broke his neck jumping off the
Ashleys' roof into their swimming pool.  According to
testimony in the trial, the Ashleys warned Stringer not
to make the jump, but four times he climbed through a
window, ascended to the roof, and jumped.  Stringer's
own lawyer termed his client's behavior "idiotic."  The
Ashleys are insured for only one-fourth the amount of
the judgment. [Globe & Mail-CP, 2-2-94] 

* In December, Atlanta, Ga., attorney Dennis Scheib
stopped by the prosecutor's office on his way to court to
represent a new client in a criminal case.  Just outside
the office, he saw two officers chasing a man down the
hall, and he joined in to help.  After the three men
caught the escapee and handcuffed him, Scheib learned the
man was the client he had been on his way to court to
represent. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution, 12-29-93] 

* A veterinarian in Berwick-Upon-Tweed, England, told the
Associated Press in February that the cause of attrition
among swans that have populated the River Tweed since
medieval times is recent clean-water rules.  Dr. David
Rollo said the swans' main food--effluent from the
decaying of barley--is no longer abundant in the river. 
And the Environmental Protection Agency recently ordered
the city of San Diego, Calif., to stop its cleanup of a
portion of the Tijuana River because the efforts would
cause irreparable harm to the "sewage-based ecology."
[St. Louis Post-Dispatch-AP, 2-8-94; Insight, 1-17-94] 

* About 15 customers had gathered their grocery items
at a Safeway in Oxon Hill, Md., shortly after 10 a.m.
on Christmas morning and were lined up at the checkout
lanes, but no cashiers were on duty, and no one
answered calls to the back of the store.  Local police
were called and after investigating found that the
store was supposed to be closed but that the Christmas
Eve crew had accidentally left the lights on and the
doors unlocked, giving shoppers the impression it was
open. [Washington Post, 12-26-93] 

* The victim of a car theft while visiting Omaha, Neb.,
in February, Algona, Iowa, judge Joseph Straub walked
into the lobby of a local police station around 10 p.m.
to file a report rather than wait for officers to come
to the scene.  According to the judge, he pushed the
buzzer on the locked front door several times, and saw
officers moving around inside, but no one answered. 
Using the pay phone in the lobby, he called the station
to ask that an officer open the door and take his
report.  Ten minutes passed before an officer opened
the door.  He went back inside, and ten more minutes
passed before another officer appeared.  Then he left,
and nothing happened for ten more minutes. 
Exasperated, the judge, still in the lobby, called 911. 
A few minutes later, a sergeant came out, then went
back in, and finally, a few minutes after that, an
officer drove up to the front of the building, got out
of her squad car, and took Straub's report. [Des Moines
Register, Feb94] 

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