Needing some filler for our student newspaper (deadline approacheth), some friends and I hashed out this partial list. Thought it was funny but could use some addition. ------------------------------------------ Things Not To Put In A Resume Cover Letter ========================================== 1. "I'm really keen to work for you - I hear the drugs are good." 2. "I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately every company I have worked for has since closed down." 3. "I'll kill myself if I don't get a job." 4. "I know where you live." 5. Any sentence beginning with "I was recently acquitted." 6. "I'm really tall, so I think I'd be well suited to this job." 7. Happy faces. 8. "By the way, I understand that you have unmarried daughters." 9. "My turn-ons include..." 10. "I'm confident that I'll get this job. God told me." ------------------------------------------- I'd appreciate any additions, so send 'em along. I'll post a compiled list in a few weeks. Thanks, Dennis. -- _/_/ _/_/_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/_/_/ _/_/_/ _/ _/ _/ _/_/ _/ _/_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/_/_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ dmontgom@sirius.uvic.ca _/ _/ _/ _/ _/_/ _/ _/_/ _/ _/ _/_/_/ _/_/_/_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/_/_/ _/_/_/
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