Madam, I'm Adam. Live not on evil. Was it a car or a cat I saw? Evil I did dwell, lewd did I live. Reviled did I live, said I, as evil I did deliver. Do not start at rats to nod. Pull up if I pull up. Some men interpret nine memos. No misses ordered roses, Simon. Niagara, o roar again. Yawn a more Roman way. Lew, Otto has a hot towel! Not New York, Roy went on. Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus. A Fool, A Tool, A Pool; LOOPALOOTALOOFA! A man, a plan, a canal - Panama! -- Leigh Mercer A slut nixes sex in Tulsa Able was I ere I saw Elba -- Napoleon before he met his Waterloo Dennis and Edna sinned Dennis sinned Did I draw Della too tall, Edward? I did? Doc, note I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod Drat Saddam mad dastard Egad! A base tone denotes a bad age Eros' sis is sore Eros? Sidney, my end is sore! evil i did dwell, lewd did i live Go deliver a dare, vile dog God lived as a devil dog He goddam mad dog, eh? He won't, ah, wander, Edna. What now, eh? I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori Lepers repel Live dirt up a side track carted is a putrid evil Live evil Ma is a nun, as I am Madam, I'm Adam Madam, in Eden I'm Adam May a moody baby doom a yam? Murder for a jar of red rum "Naomi, sex at noon taxes," I moan Never odd or even No misses ordered roses, Simon Paget saw an Irish tooth, Sir, in a waste gap Rats drown in WordStar Rats live on no evil star Red rum, sir, is murder Rise to vote, sir Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas Sex at noon taxes Sit on a potato pan Otis! Step on no pets Straw no too stupid I put soot on warts Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus -- Leigh Mercer Was it a rat I saw? "Yreka Bakery" Spell Checked and reformatted by Nathan Mates (nathan@cco.caltech.edu)
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