[Thought this up this morning avoiding finals...] A new unit of measurement: the VANILLI The VANILLI is used to measure the amount of work it takes to dupe or BS somebody. Naturally it is mertic. So, the more vanillies used the harder the job. Getting out of work by having your spouse call in sick for you, oh 10 to 1000 vanillies (or a kilo vanilli), Fooling the IRS (when being audited), a GIGA vanilli... and so forth. Hence the amount of work it takes to get people to spend lots of $$$ and fork out a Grammy: a milli vanilli
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