The Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit
by Alan Meiss, ameiss@indiana.edu
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| Are there| No | Are there | "What's a | Are there clothes | No | Buy |
|clothes in|----]|clothes in | hamper?" | strewn in random |----]| more |
| dresser? | |the hamper?|-----------]|piles on the floor?| |clothes|
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| Yes | Yes | Yes
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V
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| Take whatever |
| is on top |
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| | |
V V |
-------- No --------- -----------
| Is |----------]| Perform | "Ohmigosh" | Spray |
| it | Not sure | smell |------------]| with |
| clean? |----------]| test | | deodorant |
-------- --------- -----------
| Yes | "Not bad"
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|
V
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|For underwear:| "Which ones are |Will they| "I may get |Place item on|
|Are there many| for my legs?" | be | arrested." | dirty pile; |
| holes? |-----------------]| visible?|-------------]| start over |
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| No | No
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V
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| Is it | Yes | Do you | Yes |But would you rather have a tick on|
|wrinkled?|-----]|really care?|-----]| your eyeball than iron a shirt? |
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| No | No | Yes
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V
-------- Kinda ------- ---------
| Does |-----------------]| Is it | No | Seek the|
| it | "Does it what?" | dark |----]|advice of|
| match? |-----------------]| out? | | a female|
-------- ------- ---------
| Yes | Yes
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V
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| Put on |
| clothes! |
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