In article [1994Jan24.071302@nor.chevron.com] hjiwa@nor.chevron.com (Sweet Transvestite From Transexual Transylvania) writes: ]Greetings, ]I'm compiling a collection of funny/humorous/witty/idiotic/odd personal ads (you ]know, those "XXX seeking YYY" advertisements). Post or e-mail me some funny ]ones that you've seen lately. If possible, quote the source of the publication ]where you saw the ad. I'll post the collected listing later. Here's five of ]them from down here in New Orleans (have fun) ... :-) [cut] MAD'S PERSONAL ADS: Occult-Vegetarian-Ambidextrous, Truck-driving Republican juggler wishes to meet woman of similar interests. Zack, BOX 90 -- MAD Magazine MAD'S PERSONAL ADS: Undercover Espionage Agent - 29, would like to meet nice woman 18-30 for romantic, lasting relationship. Don't bother to write, I already know where you live. -- MAD Magazine MAD'S PERSONAL ADS: Handsom, but not wealthy gentleman can only afford a 5 line personal add. I'm a smart, good-looking nice guy who'd like to meet pretty, sensitive woman. call me at -- MAD Magazine MAD'S PERSONAL ADS: Idiots Need Love Too - If you enjoy walking into movies after they've started, throwing out good furniture and locking your friends in closets, we already have three things in common! Let's get together and find out how many other negative personality traits we share. Spunky, BOX 2. -- MAD Magazine MAD'S PERSONAL ADS: Financially Unstable Man - I owe everyone money. If you're not one of my creditor, I'd like to meet you. Send phone, mine was repossessed. Stanley, BOX 44 -- MAD Magazine MAD'S PERSONAL ADS: Physician, 35 - Desires to meet that special woman with real inner beauty. Send X-rays to: Dr. Mellonchop, BOX 67. -- MAD Magazine MAD'S PERSONAL ADS: Compulsive Liar - Seeks beautiful woman to share my million dollar chateau on the French Riviera. Flatbush Max, BOX 12. -- MAD Magazine MAD'S PERSONAL ADS: Man, Nonsmoking, Nondrinking, Noneating, Nonbreathing, Actually, I'm dead. I need someone to bury me. BOX 57. -- MAD Magazine MAD'S PERSONAL ADS: SWF - Seeks SWF to tell me what SWF means. BOX 85 -- MAD Magazine MAD'S PERSONAL ADS: Large Woman Seeks Larger Man - So I will look smaller in comparison. Photos a must. BOX 841. -- MAD Magazine -- +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Ric Hotchkiss (ric.hotchkiss@sdrc.com) | | I may grow old, but I'll never grow up. | | The views expressed here do not necessarily represent those of my employer |
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