In article [marjokinen.23@sockom.Helsinki.Fi] marjokinen@sockom.Helsinki.Fi (Marcus Jokinen) writes:
]Have they been an item here on rec.humor? Famous last words, I mean?
]Like... "Don't worry, I have handled firecrackers lots of times before"
]or "There's no reason for panic" and such stuff? Anyone know some good
]ones?
]
]Marcus:-)
]Helsinki, Finland
Just dug this one up, not by famous people or anything, just suitably silly.
Famous Last Words
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30. I think it said connect the brown wire to the negative terminal.
29. Just throw me that meat cleaver, would you?
28. Pick up those 32 empty lager cans, you lout!
27. No, darling! I'm sure they drive on the left over here in France.
26. Happy Ides of March, Brutus.
25. Actually, there's a knack to opening these supersonic aeroplane
windows.
24. You sure this firework's dead?
23. I rather fancy this cheese with the green mould on it.
22. You will take a cheque, won't you cabbie?
21. Come outside and say that, Tyson.
20. Patchy fog? On this road! Don't make me la...
19. Fancy a quick snifter before we leave Saudi?
18. Of coursh I'm frit to dive.
17. Who's a nice sweet cooch-woochy little lion, then?
16. It says: Achtung! Minefield. That's German for 'Welcome to Munich'
isn't it?
15. We'll be safe enough on this motorway if we just follow that
travelling salesman's Sierra.
14. See a doctor? Just for a ruptured aorta and a couple of dozen
black suppurating pustules?!
13. That's strange; you don't usually see many American planes over
this part of Hiroshima, do you?
12. Whoops! Did I spill your scotch, McTavish?
11. These nuclear plants look lovely when they begin to glow like
that, don't they?
10. Good Lord! It's not often a black cat causes you to break a
mirror by crossing your path while you're walking under a
ladder on Friday 13th, is it?
9. Humpty Dumpty may sound like the name of a plonker, but I know
a safe wall when I see one.
8. The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still.
7. Two front berths on the Titanic please.
6. It's OK; the gay guy with the boils just lent me his hypodermic
needle.
5. Give this juggernaut driver the 'V' sign while we're overtaking
him, would you, darling?
4. Well, here we are on the world's largesd hydrogen airship: this
call for a cigarette.
3. Coo-er! Wait until I tell the missus I crashed in to a car with a
MAF-1 number plate!
2. Pass me a hanky; I'm going to wipe the foam off that dog's mouth.
1. So, this is Beirut.
Will O'Brien
Selwyn College, Cambridge.
My views are not those of Cambridge University - Nobody here would be daft
enough to say any of these things!
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