From Richard Lederer's [Anguished English: An Anthology of Accidental Assaults Upon Our Language] GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT MAKES HOLE IN ONE TWO CONVICTS EVADE NOOESE; JURY HUNG DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE FARMER BILL DIES IN HOUSE IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX HITLER, NAZI PAPERS FOUND IN ATTIC 2 SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS IN CHECKOUT COUNTER and my favorite... BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS plus one I found in a 1944 issue of the [Homestead [PA] Daily Messenger]... STUDENTS HEAR REPTILE LECUTRE
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