GUIDE TO SAFE FAX
Q: Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people
who fax complete strangers every day.
Q: My parents say they never had fax when they were young and were only
allowed to write memos to each other until they were much older. How
old do you think someone should be before they can fax?
A: Faxing someone can be performed at any age, once you learn the
correct procedure.
Q: If I fax something to myself, will I go blind?
A: Certainly not, as far as we can see.
Q: There is a place on our street where you can go and pay to fax.
Is this legal?
A: Yes; many people do not have their own personal fax machine and must pay
a "professional" when their need to fax becomes urgent.
Q: Should a cover always be used when faxing?
A: Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should
be used to insure safe fax.
Q: What happens when I incorrectly do the procedure and prematurely fax?
A: Don't panic. Many people prematurely fax when they have not faxed in a
long time. Just start over; most people won't mind if you try again.
Q: I have a personal and a business fax. Can transmissions become mixed up?
A: Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a cover with
each one, you won't transmit anything you're not supposed to.
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