Funny Sports Names

Funny Sports Names

ESPN's Chris Berman's Sports Nicknames

A
 Shawn "Little" Abner
 Rick "See ya later" Aguilera
 Mike "Enough" Aldretti
   or Mike "Mario" Aldrete
 Doyle "Brandy" Alexander
 Luis Alicea "In Wonderland"
 Dana Allison "Wonderland"
 Jeff Alm "For the poor"
 Bill Almon "Joy"
   or Bill "Toasted" Almon
 Roberto "Remember The" Alomar
 Sandy "Remember the other" Alomar Jr.
 Jesus/Felipe/Matty "Skip to my" Alou
 Brady "Bunch" Anderson
 Joaquin "The Dog" Andujar
 Tony "Brothers In" Armas
 Don "Guns of" August
B                         
 Scott "Hay" Bailes
 Mark "Beetle" Bailey
 Eric "Couldn't handle the" Ball
 Scott "Talulah" Bankhead
 Willie Banks "of the Mississippi"
 Floyd "Up and Down the" Bannister
 Jesse "Be careful walking through the" Barfield
 Marty "Grin and" Barrett
 Kevin "Small Mouth" Bass
 Randy "Large Mouth" Bass
 Bill "Bubble" Bathe
 Sanjay "Muscle" Beach
 Billy "Lima" Beane
 Steve "Soil" Bedrosian
 George "Taco" Bell
   or George "Liberty" Bell
 Bruce "Eggs" Benedict
 Andy "Merchant of Venice" Bends
 Todd "Mercedes" Benzinger
 Damon "Blue" Berryhill
 Karl "These are the" Best "of times"
 Eric "Sleeping with" Bieniemy
 J J "The beast of" Birden
 Bud "Paint it" Black
 Lance "You sank my" Blankenship
 Jeff "See through" Blauser
 Bert "Be home" Blyleven
 Bruce Bochte "Ball"
 Randy Bockus "is willing"
 Wade "Cranberry" Boggs
 Barry "U.S." Bonds
 Ricky "Singing" Bones ?
 Steve "I got you babe" Bono
 Pat "North of the" Borders
 Mike "Under the" Bordick
   or Mike "Room and" Bordick
 Daryl "Please come home to" Boston
 Sid "American" Bream
    or Sid "Coffee and" Bream
    or Sid "Vicious" Bream
 Greg "Crocodile" Brock
 Hubie "Babbling" Brooks
 Scott "Am-" Brosius
 Bob "Bulldog" Brower
 Jay "Farris" Buhner
 DeWayne "Miami" Buice
 Dave Burba "Shave"
 John "Charcoal" Burkett
 Britt "Third degree" Burns
 Todd "Second degree" Burns
 Randy "Burning" Bush
   or Randy "Bird in the" Bush
 John "USDA" Butcher
 Brett "Tara" Butler
 Kevin Butler "DID IT!"
C
 Greg "Life is a" Caderet
 Ivan "Bubbling" Calderon
 Ken "Helmet" Caminiti
 Bill "Soup" Campell
 Sylvester "When the swallows return to" Campusano
 John "Candyman" Candeleria
 Tom "Cotton" Candiotti
 Jose "Can you see" Canseco
 Don "Roses" Carman
 Chris "If I were a" Carpenter
 Mark Carreon "My wayward son"
   or Mark Carreon "Luggage"
 Keith Cash "n' carry"
 Larry "Self" Centers
 Roy Cerroni "The San Francisco Treat"
 Ron Cey "Hey"
  or Ron "Born in the US" Cey
  or Ron "Say, Say" Cey
 Steve "Kentucky fried" Chitren
 Jack "The Whiffer" Clark
 Will "The Natural" Clark
 Royce "a-Roni" Clayton
 Mark "Crystal" Clear
 Ty "Corn on the" Cobb
 David "Sili-" Cone
   or David "Ice Cream" Cone
 Toi's "In the Attic" Cook
 Ed "Chick" Correa
 Henry "Ava-" Cotto
 Jose "Won't you take me on a sea" Cruz
   or Jose "Can you see" Cruz
 Julio "Caribbean" Cruz
 Julio "Won't you take me on a sea" Cruz
 Todd "Carribean" Cruz
D
 Kal "Jack" Daniels
 Ron "Oh My" Darling
   or Ron "Not tonight" Darling
 Eric "The Red" Davis
 Glenn "Mr. Outside" Davis
 Jody Davis "Eyes"
 "Eye of the" Storm Davis
   or "Riders on the" Storm Davis
 Bill "Hello" Dawley
 Steve "Upper" Decker
 Jeff Dedmon "Don't wear plaid"
 Rob "Bomba" Deer
   or Rob "Rein" Deer
   or Rob "Nothing swings like a" Deer
   or Rob "The" Deer "that made Milwaukee famous"
 Jim "Two sillouhettes on" DeShaies
 Bo "Beunos" Diaz
 Rob "Double" Dibble
 Bill "Doran" Doran
 Rich "280z" Dotson
 Brian "Number 10" Downing "Street"
 Kelly "Churchill" Downs
 Curt "Devil with the blue" Dressendorfer
 Wille "Soviet" Drewrey (Drury?)
 Dan "Salad" Driesen
 Mike "Well" Dunne
 Leon "Bull" Durham
 Jim "Washer and" Dwyer
 Lenny "Finger in the" Dykstra
E
 Dave "No man is an" Eiland
 Cal "Respect your" Eldred
 Lee Elia "Kuriakin"
 Dave "Right" Engle
 Alvaro "E-S-P-N-oza" (Alvaro Espinoza)
F
 Paul "Tooth" Faries
 Steve "A bridge too" Farr
 Jim "Bela" Fergosi
 "El" Sid Fernandez
 Cecil "Is No" Fielder
 Rollie "Chicken" Fingers
 Chuck "Huckleberry" Finley
 Steve "Dorsal" Finley
 Curt "Model-T" Ford
 Bob "Air" Forsch
 Barry "Bananas" Foster
 John "Generalissimo Franscisco" Franco
 "Starvin'" Marvin Freeman
 Jim "Bela" Fregosi
 John "Deep" Friez
 Todd "Can't" Froworth "a damn"
   or Todd "Which hand does he"
 Travis "French" Fryman
G
 Greg Gagne "With a spoon"
 Andres "The Giant" Galarraga 
 Mike "Leggo" Gallego
 Ron Gant "Chart"
   or Ron "Extrava-" Gant
 Oscar "Six-to-five" Gamble
 Wes "Kenny the" Gardner
   or Wes "Chauncey" Gardner
 Jeff "Boy" George
 Bernard "Innocent until proven" Gilkey
 Dan "Man from" Gladden
 Tom "Heard it through the" Glavine
 Dwight "Johnny Be" Gooden
 Mark "Amazing" Grace
 Mark "Federal" Grant
 Willie "The color of money" Green
 "Fettucini" Alfredo Griffin
 Wayne "Totally" Gross
 Johnny "Pass the" Grubb
 Don "Down the" Gullet
 Jose "Mother" Guzman
 Juan "Canadian" Guzman
 Chris "The mighty" Gwynn
 Tony Gwynn "and bear it"
 Tony Gwynn "One for the Gipper"
H
 Moose "Antlers" Haas
 Mel "Tammany" Hall
 Atlee "If I had a" Hammaker
 Toby "Last" Harrah
 Emile "Debbie" Harry
 Billy "Egg" Hatcher
 Mickey "Egg" Hatcher
 Von "Purple" Hayes
 Jeff Hamilton "Joe Frank and Reynolds"
 Michael "Purple" Haynes
 Mike Heath "Bar"
 Danny "Dung" Heep
   or Danny "Uriah" Heep
 Dave "Haryy and the" Henderson
 Tom "Dirty" Henke
 Tommy "Ben" Herr
 Donnie "Blueberry" Hill
 Chris "Bubbles, bubbles" Hoiles "and troubles"  
 Sam "Big" Horn
 Ethan Horton "Hears a Who"
 Jay "Thurston B." Howell
 LaMarr "Where does it" Hoyt
 Kent "Buy a vowel" Hrbek
 Glenn "Mother" Hubbard
 Charles "Moscow on the" Hudson
 "The private eyes of" Hull and Oates
 Tom "Ex-" Hume
 Brian "Deer" Hunter
 Bruce "Patty" Hurst
I
 Garth "Clockwork" Iorg
J
 Bo "Diddley" Jackson
 Jeff "Mick" Jaeger
 Bob "The car please" James
 Chris "Bartles &" James
 Dion "and the Belmonts" James
   or Dion James "and the Belmonts"
 Stan "You can" Javier "way"
 Gregg "The Hammer" Jeffries
 Cliff "Brothers" Johnson
 Jimmy "Handyman" Jones
 Ruppert "Along came" Jones
 Wally "Absorbine" Joyner
 Dave "Blind" Justice
 Dave "Supreme Court" Justice
K
 Scott "Goal post" Kaminecki
 Tommy "Citizen" Kane
 Jimmy "Francis Scott" Key
 Dana "Field Goal" Kiecker
 Eric "Burger" King
 Mike "The man who would be" Kingery
 Bob "Yom" Kipper
 Ron "Ma and Pa" Kittle
 Joe "Wilhelm" Klink
 Ray "I dub thee" Knight
 Chuck "New Kids On" Knoblauch
   or Chuck "Chip off the ol'" Knoblauch
 Brad "Let the games" Komminsk
 John "I am not a" Kruk
L
 Mike "Izod" LaCoss
 Mike Laga "beer"
 Steve "Great" Lake
   or Steve "Fresh Water" Lake
   or Steve "Fire" Lake
 Dennis "Flourescent" Lamp
 Bill "One if by" Landrum
 Reggie "Foghorn" Langhorne
 Dave "Don't" LaPoint
 Tim "Praise the" Laudner
 Mike "Car 54" LaValliere
 Rudy "Mother in" Law
 Vance "Common" Law
 Bill "Hard" Lee
 Jim "Saturday Night" Lefevbre
 Craig "Def" Lefferts
 Al "Cigarette" Leiter
 Chet "Bitter" Lemon
 Jeffrey "Peniteniary-Face" Leonard
 Jeff "Sugar Ray" Leonard
 Jim "Frito" Leyritz
 Jose Lind "on me"
 John "Tonight, let it be" Lowenstein
 Urbano "Renewal" Lugo
 Ed "Merrill" Lynch
 Steve Lyons "and tigers and bears, oh my"
 Rick "Innocent" Lysander
M
 Shane "Connie" Mack
 Greg "Appa" Maddux
 Mike "Mathe-" Maddux
 Bill Madlock "D.A."
 Dave "Mary" Magadan
 Joe Magrane "Headache"
 Rick "Junk" Mahler
 Candy "Man" Maldanado
 Jeff "Mickey" Manto
 Kirt "What was that" Manwaring
 Juan "Field" Marichal
 Jose "Shaken not stirred" Martinez
 Mike Mason "jar"
   or Mike "Perry" Mason
 Kevin "No" Maas
 Don "Welcome" Mattingly
 Don "Welcome home" Mattingly
 "Simon, Theodore, and" Alvoid Mays
 Willie "Lost in the" Mays
 Oddibe "Young Again" McDowell
 "Me and" Willie McGee
 Fred "Crime Dog" McGriff
 Mark "Eve of Destruction" McGwire
 Bob Melvin "and the Blue Notes"
 Louis Mercedes "Benz"
 Kevin "Sing along with" Mitchel
 Roland "The Headless Thompson Gunner" Mitchel (Warren Zevon song)
 Jim "Love me two times" Morrison
  or Jim "people are strange" Morrison
 John "Holy" Moses
 Darryl Motley "Crue"
 Eddie "Eat, drink and be" Murray
 Brad "Colonel" Muster "with the football, in the endzone"
N
 Tim "Golden" Naehring
 Gene "Full" Nelson
 Al "Paul" Newman
   or Al "-fred E." Newman
 Reid "Buffalo" Nichols  
 Paul "Buenos" Noce
 Matt "No" Nokes
O
 Brian "B.P." Oelkers
 Ron "Chuck" Oester
 Omar "Green" Olivares
 Gregg Olsen "Golden"
P
 Tony "Turn the" Page
 Rafael "Emerson, Lake, and" Palmeiro
 Jim "Hanky" Pankovits
 Mark "trans-" Parent
 Dave "Parallel" Parker
 Tony "Jala-" Pena
 Terry "Pit and the" Pendleton
 Melido "Shuffle" Perez
 Pasquel "Roadmap" Perez
   or Pasquel "Midnight express" Perez
 Ken "Goodbye, Mr." Phelps
   or Ken "Good Mournig, Mr." Phelps
 Carl "Slim" Pickens
 Phil "The final" Plantier
 Phil "Potted" Plantier
 Eric "Ker-" Plunk
 Ted "Tower of" Power
 Jim "Hound dog" Presley
 Joe "Actual Retail" Price
 Ricky Proel "Shampoo"
 Kirby "Union Gap" Puckett
 Terry "Swimming" Puhl
Q
 Jamie "Men at" Quirk
R
 Tim "Purple" Raines
   or Tim "Terrential" Raines
 Johnny "Manta" Ray
 Randy "Ever" Ready
   or Randy "Rough and" Ready
 Gary Redus "a bedtime story"
 Kevin "Nursery" Reimer
 Jerry "Rolls" Reuss
 Craig Reynolds "wrap"
 R.J Reynolds "wrap"
 Jim "Pork Fried" Rice
 Dave "Prince" Righetti
 Jose "Blame it On" Rijo
 Cal "Let 'er" Ripken
 Andre "Bad Moon" Rison
 Reggie "Rollin' on the" Rivers
 Cookie "Days of wine and" Rojas
 Bruce "Two minutes for" Ruffin
   or Bruce Ruffin "Ready"
 Vern "Golden" Ruhle
 "Who Framed" Roger Ruzek
S
 Mark "Tossed" Salas
 Sean Salisbury "Steak"
 Billy "Free" Sample
 Juan "Play it again" Samuel
 Ryne "Carl" Sandberg
 Ryne "Love letters in the" Sandberg
 Rafael "Evil Ways" Santana
   or Rafael "Abraxa" Santana
   or Rafael "Say it again" Santana
 Benito "El Ducce" Santiago
 Steve "Alto/Tenor" Sax
 Bill "Crop" Scherrer
 Mike "Pre-" Schooler
 Bill "Beethoven" Schroeder
 William Schultz "I KNOW NUSSING!"
 Mike "Nova" Scoscia
 Rick "Really big" Schu
 Mike "Great" Scott
 Tom "Leave it to" Seaver
 Bob "Ice Station" Sebra
 Scott "Won't you let me take you on a" Secules
 Kevin "Alka" Seitzer
 Jeff "Wine" Sellers
 Frank "Graduate" Seminara
 Larry "Satin" Sheets
   or Larry "Bed" Sheets
 Gary Sheffield "Of dreams"
 John "T-bone" Shelby
 Craig "Brewer and" Shipley
 Eric "Win, place or" Show
 Ruben "High" Sierra
 Via "Ask Vai" Sikahema
 Joel "Mule" Skinner
 Don "On-" Slaught
 John "Irish Eyes are" Smiley
 Luis Sojo "In the rain"
 Sammy "Say it ain't" Sosa
 Mario "Scotch and" Soto
 Chris "Church" Spier
 Eddie "Stankey the Yankee" Stankiewicz
 James "Easter" Steels
 Bill "Beer" Stein
 Terry "Grapes of Wrath" Steinbach
 Dave "Sweet dreams" Stewart
 Dwight "And the family" Stone
 Darryl "Rhubarb" Strawberry
   or Darryl Strawberry "Shortcake"
   or Darryl Strawberry "Fields Forever"
 Franklin "Ticket" Stubbs
 Bruce "Three-piece" Sutter
 Harry Sydney "Down Under"
T
 Frank Tanana "Daiquiri"
 Steve "A-Tisker-A" Taskers
 Andres "Doubting" Thomas
 Derrick Thomas: "Five tackles, three sacks, two forced fumbles, and a TD in a
                  pear tree"
 "Thermal" Thomas

 Dickie "Mara-" Thon
 Mike "Miami" Tice
 Lawyer's "In Love" Tillman
 Fred Toliver "Twist"
 Alan "Have Gun will" Trammel
 Manny "Kingston" Trillo
 Steve "Rainbow" Trout
 John "House of" Tudor
   or John "Private" Tudor
U
 Jose "Game-winning" Uribe
 John "Stick it in your" Urrea
V
 Bobby "Be My" Valentine
 Dave "Rudy" Valle
   or Dave "Death" Valle
 Andy "Dick" Van Slyke
 Mo "Better Blues" Vaughn
 Robin Ventura "Highway"
 Frank "101 Strings" Viola
 Ozzie "Like a" Virgil
W
 Tim "Eli" Wallach
 Gary "Hospital" Ward
   or Gary "Mental" Ward
 Bob "Intentional" Walk
 Rickey Watters "Under the bridge"
 Mitch "Noah" Webster
 Walt "Three blind" Weiss
 Bob "Ebony Eye" Welch
 Ed "Go" West "Young man"
 Lo White "And the Seven Dwarves"
 Peter Tom "John, Paul, George, and Ringo" Willis
 Glenn "Surfin' U.S.A." Wilson
 Barry "Never a discouraging" Word
 Vince Workman "My way back to you, babe"
 Todd "We are the" Worrell
 Butch "Oil and" Wynegar
Y
 Rich "Not ready" Yett
 Tom "Dying" Young
Z
 Scott "Za Zaa Za Zaa Zoooolak"


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