Florida Vacation

In article [29iacuINNt8m@owl.csrv.uidaho.edu] teney931@crow.csrv.uidaho.edu (Aric TenEyck) writes:
]
]     You've hunted aligators in Brazil.  You've hunted lions in Africa. 
]Are you ready for the most thrill-filled vacation of all?  Come today to...
]
]			FLORIDA!!!
]
]     When you arrive at the airport, you will be met by two Adventures,
]inc. representatives.  You will be issued a bullet proof vest, a 12-guage
]shotgun, and a .44 Magnum.  You will then be issued a car.  You can choose
]between the armored van, or the car with a rent-a-car sticker on the back
]for the truly daring.  When you arrive at you hotel, you will find a
]sniper rifle in your room.  You will be shown a short video on hunting and
]killing the FloridaStreetCriminal, the dreaded FSC.  After that, it's off
]to the bad neighborhoods for some excitement!  With luck, some hooligans
]will rear-end you within a matter of hours.  Wait in your car.  They will
]come to you, in anticipation of killing you.  At this point, pull out your
]gun and fire away!  With luck you can get two or three kills in one day.
]
]     But the adventure doesn't end there.  Although it would be illegal to
]keep any portion of a human anatomy as a trophy, you do recieve all
]gang-related paraphanelia your prize owns.  When you return to your hotel
]for the night, if you have selected the vigilante option, you will have a
]beautiful overview of a freeway.  While you sleep, one of our
]representatives will be watching the freeway for carjackings or robbery. 
]He will then wake you up.  At this point, the sniper rifle in your room
]allows you the thrill of hunting with the comfort of your bed.  After you
]make your kill, our representative will go down and collect your trophies.
]You can return to sleep.
]
]     At the end of your adventurous vacation, you get the climax.  You
]will be given a car with less than one gallon of gas.  You will drive
]around in a bad neighborhood.  When your car runs out of gas, you will
]begin walking.  At this point, you are open to muggers.  We will even have
]a representative from our company trained in your native language to talk
]loudly to.  It is only a matter of time before the FSC strikes.
]
]     If you are the sort of person that thinks this would be fun, write
]today for more information.
]
]
]     Note:  Adventures, Inc. does not endorse the killing of human beings
]for pleasure.  Any legal obligations arising from your visit are your own.
]
]


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