Final

Final

   			     FINAL EXAM 
   
   
   Instructions:   Read   each   question   carefully.   Answer  all
   questions.
   
   Time limit:  2 hours.  Begin immediately.
   
   History:  Describe  the history of the Papacy from its origins to
   the present day, concentrating especially, but  not  exclusively,
   on  its  social, political, economic, religious and philosophical
   impact on Europe, Asia, America and Africa.   Be  brief,  concise
   and specific.
   
   Medicine:  You  have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of
   gauze, and a bottle of scotch.  Remove  your  appendix.   Do  not
   suture  until  you  work  has  been  inspected.  You have fifteen
   minutes.
   
   Public Speaking: 2500 riot-crazed  aborigines  are  storming  the
   classroom.   Calm  them.  You may use any ancient language except
   Latin or Greek.
   
   Biology:  Create  life.   Estimate  the differences in subsequent
   human culture if this form of  life  had  developed  500  million
   years  earlier,  with special attention to its probable effect on
   the English Parliamentary System.  Prove your thesis.
   
   Music:  Write  a piano concerto.  Orchestrate and perform it with
   flute and drum.  You will find a piano under your seat.
   
   Physchology: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the
   emotional   stability,   degree   of  adjustment,  and  repressed
   frustrations of each of the following: Alexander  of  Aphrodisis,
   Rameses  II, Hammuarabi.  Support your evaluation with quotations
   from each man's work, making appropriate references.    It is not
   necessary to translate.
   
   Sociology:   Estimate   the  sociological  problems  which  might
   accompany the end of the world.  Construct an experiment to  test
   your theory.
   
   Engineering:  The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have
   been placed on your desk.  You  will  also  find  an  instruction
   manual, printed in Swahili.  In 10 minutes, a hungry bengal tiger
   will be admitted to the room.   Take  whatever  action  you  feel
   necessary.  Be prepared to justify your decision.
   
   Economics:  Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national
   debt.  Trace the possible effects of your plan in  the  following
   areas:  Cubism,  the  Donatist Controversy and the Wave Theory of
   Light.  Outline a method for preventing these effects.  Criticize
   this  method  from  all  possible  points of view.  Point out the
   deficiencies in your point  of  view,  as  demonstrated  in  your
   answer to the last question.
   
   Political  Science:  There  is a red telephone on the desk beside
   you.   Start  World  War  III.    Report   at   length   on   its
   socio-political effects if any.
   
   Epistemology:  Take  a  position  for or against truth. Prove the
   validity of your stand.
   
   Physics: Explain the nature of matter.  Include in your answer an 
   evaluation  of  the  impact  of the development of mathematics on
   science.
   
   Philosophy: Sketch the development of  human  thought.   Estimate
   its significance.  Compare with the development of any other kind
   of thought.
   
   General   Knowledge:   Describe  in  detail.   Be  objective  and
   specific.

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