Yeah, I hate requests too, but I haven't seen this one in a while.
It involves the dead whale on a beach and the attempt by the highway
department to dispose of it. Could someone email it to me?
If there are other people who want it please *DON'T* post me-too's to
the newsgroup. Use your brain and send email to the person who requested
it (namely me) asking for a copy. It cuts down on newsgroup traffic.
ObJoke:
Actually a repost of my Yultide Song:
Barney Got Run
Over By A Tractor
(Chorus)
Barney got run over by a tractor
Best of all it happened on TV
All the little children are unhappy
I am just beside myself with glee
He was singing to the kiddies
"You Wuv Me and I Wuv You"
Now he is just a piece of roadkill
Some furry purple bits of dino-goo.
Chorus
I don't think the children like me
But though I killed him, it's not wrong
We're saved from evil propaganda
That purple, nazi mind-controller's gone
Chorus
My trial date is set for Tuesday
I won't get off (so I've been told)
10 million kiddies saw me do it
And the judge and jury all are six years old
Alan
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