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"The Annual All Time Best of the Worst Country Song Titles"
as printed in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
- - -Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
- - -(Pardon Me) I've Got Someone To Kill
- - -I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
- - -If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long
- - -I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
- - -Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind
- - -Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
- - -Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
- - -You're A Cross I Can't Bear
- - -It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me
- - -I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue
- - -I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
- - -You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
- - -Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
- - -Heaven's Just A Sin Away
- - -She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
- - -Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
- - -You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
- - -Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
- - -If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On
You
- - -I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- - -If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure
- - -It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad
- - -I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
- - -She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
- - -I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up)
- - -I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
- - -If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will
- - -Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
- - -If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)
- - -Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
- - -I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your
Welfare Line
- - -The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"
- - -Do You Love As Good As You Look
- - -I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
- - -When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To
Town)
- - -My Shoes Keep Walkin' Back to You
- - -You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
- - -And there was grandma, swingin' on the outhouse door, without a shirt on
- - -How can I miss you when you won't go away?
(I keep on seeing you, day after day.
You never leave here, you always stay and stay,
How can I miss you when you won't go away?)
- - -Why do you believe me when I tell you that I love you when you know
I've been a liar all my life?
- - -He's been drunk since his wife's gone punk
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