Test

			 What kind of person are you?
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1. Who's your favoritee character in STTNG?
   a. William T. Riker
   b. Shebley
   c. Geordi
   d. How do you spell STTNG?
   e. Any one but the main characters

2. You're on a date, what do you plan to do?
   a. go to a female mud wrestling club
   b. set booby-trap bombs in the guy's bathroom
   c. play mud and pretend to get married'
   d. stay home and pop your zits
   e. go to dinner and movie

3. Where would you do your X-mas shopping?
   a. liquer store
   b. Whipes and Leather play shop.
   c. Comp USA
   d. Truck stop
   e. any mall

4. What's your wish for X-mas?
   a. do the nasty with five other girls
   b. break your boyfriend's heart by sleeping with another guy.
		( That's the way the cookie gets stomped on.)
   c. CRAY XT2000
   d. Chia-pet
   e. Train set.  
   
5. Your favorite passtime is....  
   a. babe shopping.
   b. Go to a mall and be a total wench to all the sales clerks.
		(ie.  act like airport check-in steward)
   c. Progrma multi-variable diff-EQ equatios in C.
   d. Pick the gunk from between your toes.
   e. Watch TV

6. Your Ultimate fantasy is?
   a. have a true story to tell your guy friends that you're a
   stud.
   b. Be Shinade O'Conner
   c. Get neural implantes
   d. Collect as much ear wax as possible
   e. Have a Beamer.

7. At the height of climax, do you scream....
   a. YES!!!! RIDE ME YOU WHORE!!!!!
   b. DID I SAY YOU COULD COME!?!?!?! [SLASH!]
   c. I LOVE THESE GIFS!!!!
   d. GEEZ MY HNAD IS TIRED!!!!
   e. OH SALLY!!! OOPS I MEAN KATIE!!

8. Favorite position
   a.  doggie style
   b.  KNEEL YOU PUNY MALE!!! [SLASH]
   c.  "UH MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER IS 1234 12....."
   d.  " Yeah, so there I was, all alone. Before I knew it
	   I was all over myself. I was suprised that I wanted
	   into my own pants that badly......"
   e.  Missionary

9. Favorite politician
   a.  David Duke
   b.  Hilly
   c.  VP GORE
   d.  Jessie Helms
   e.  Bill Bradely

10. Favorite food?
   a.  Anything cooked by your bare foot and pregnant wife.
   b.  Anything fed to you by your tied up man.
   c.  Pizza, Pizza, and more Pizza and  couple pot-pies
   d.  Duh, it's not using Rogain, I guesss it's ok.
   e.  Lasgna

11. Favorite TV Show
   a.  Married with children
   b.  Thelma and Louise (the 2 hour mini special)
   c.  STTNG
   d.  Barney and Friends
   e.  BH 90210

12. Favorite Hair Style
   a.  Shaved
   b.  shaved
   c.  Gee, Picard has a nice doo.
   d.  Neato man, I'll use the natural greasiness of my hair
	   to style  it.
   e.  Hair is hair... WHo cares!!



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Mostly...

A's  --  PIG!!! You male chauvanistic bastard. "HEIL HITLER!!"

B's  --  BITCH!!!! GET REAL

C's  --  Computer JOCK!!!!  GET A LIFE!!!!

D's  -- REDNECK!  Go back to louisiana.

E's  -- YOU BORING PIECE OF CRAP!!!


	

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