STATE OF MIND KARMA POLICE / NOTICE OF KARMA VIOLATION
TO ___________________________________ DATE ____________ TIME _______ am/pm
Persons/Institutions Perpetrated Against __________________________________
Location of Violation _____________________________________________________
NOTICE: THIS CITED BEHAVIOR WAS IN VIOLATION OF THE SPIRIT OF THE KARMA
POLICE AND THE STATE OF MIND KARMA CODE SECTIONS:
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| | 01.01 | Bareface Lying |
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| | 01.02 | Cheating: (a) in a game (b) in a relationship |
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| | 01.03 | Disgustingly Thoughtless |
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| | 01.04 | Hurting Intentionally |
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| | 01.05 | Using Destructively: (a) A person (b) the environment |
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| | 01.06 | Conceited, Snobbish, Humorless, Petty, & Self-Important |
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| | 02.01 | Just Plain Rude & Obnoxious |
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| | 02.02 | Underhanded & Diabolical |
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| | 02.03 | Blindly Self-Serving & Self-Obsessed |
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| | 02.04 | Totally Lewd & Lecherous |
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| | 02.05 | Hopelessly Spaced Out & Dangerously Unaware |
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| | 02.06 | Sour, Mean, & Cranky |
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| | 02.07 | Other: |
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Manner of Violation _______________________________________________________
IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE AND KARMA YOU ARE HEREBY
REQUIRED TO MAKE IMMEDIATE AMENDS AND/OR APOLOGIES TO THE AFOREMENTIONED
PERSON(S) OR INSITUTION(S) PERPETRATED AGAINST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL
CAUSE THIS ALREADY RELEASED NEGATIVE ENERGY TO COME REELING AROUND THE
PLANET RIGHT BACK INTO YOUR LIFE!
Do Not Think You Can Ever *REALLY* Get Away With This!
Karma Police Officer ______________________ Today's Date __________________
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