Windoze

Taglines from some BBS:

... The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.
... Windows, from those who gave us EDLIN.
... Pick two: 1)Fast 2)Right 3)Cheap 4)Windows (counts as 2)
... Hi Windows 3.1, bye Windows 3.1.
... Purchasing Windows is an Unrecoverable Application Error.
... New from McAfee: WiScan. Removes all Windows programs.
... Dogs crawl under fences, software crawls under Windows.
... "A copy of Windows 3.1 and 4x4 MB of SIMMs, please."
... Oh, and one more thing....I don't do WINDOWS!!!
... Windows?  WINDOWS?!?  Hahahahahehehehe...
... Windows IS NOT a virus. Viruses do something.
... Comfortable air-conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
... AFRAID OF SPEED, GET WINDOWS!
... C:\WINDOWS] DEL *.*   I feel better now.
... Computer too fast? Just add Windows 3.1!
... Windows is the best $89 solitare game you can buy!
... Desqview vs. Windows is a NO-WIN situation.
... Windows is for fun, DOS is for getting things done.
... Error:015 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
... Windows is a pane in the ASCII.
... OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"


... What do you mean, you "formatted the cat"...?!?

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