-----] M A J O R V I R U S A L E R T [-----
George Bush Virus - Doesn't do anything, but its presence lingers
like an aftertaste
Ted Kennedy Virus - Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened
Warren Commission Virus - Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years
Jerry Brown Virus - Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800
number
David Duke Virus - Makes your screen go completely white
Congress Virus - Overdraws your disk space
Paul Tsongas Virus - Pops up on Dec. 25 and says "I'm Not Santa Claus"
Pat Buchanan Virus - Shifts all output to the extreme right of the screen
Dan Quayle Virus - Forces your computer to play "PGA TOUR" from 10am
to 4pm, 6 days a week
Bill Clinton Virus - This virus mutates from region to region. We're
not exactly sure what it does
Richard Nixon Virus - aka the "Tricky Dick Virus" you can wipe it out,
but it always makes a comeback
H. Ross Perot Virus - same as the Jerry Brown virus, only nicer fonts are
used, and it appears to have had a lot more money
put into its development
******* Seriously Folks....
There is a reoccurrance of an older "Blackout" virus going around again...
The "Starfighter II" virus... infects all disks online....
Blacks out the Screen... then locks yer machine... triggers after 7 pm...
Cure - Deverminator II or removal while copying via ZZ Copy...
*** WARNING - Photonix II will not identify this virus during a disk
copy since it resides on block 0001.....
Currently - Standard virus killers like Exorcisor, RX, and Virus Doctor
DO NOT recognize and eradicate this virus!
HD Cure - write all zeros to block 0001 on your boot partition....
Later!!!
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