-----] M A J O R V I R U S A L E R T [----- George Bush Virus - Doesn't do anything, but its presence lingers like an aftertaste Ted Kennedy Virus - Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened Warren Commission Virus - Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years Jerry Brown Virus - Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number David Duke Virus - Makes your screen go completely white Congress Virus - Overdraws your disk space Paul Tsongas Virus - Pops up on Dec. 25 and says "I'm Not Santa Claus" Pat Buchanan Virus - Shifts all output to the extreme right of the screen Dan Quayle Virus - Forces your computer to play "PGA TOUR" from 10am to 4pm, 6 days a week Bill Clinton Virus - This virus mutates from region to region. We're not exactly sure what it does Richard Nixon Virus - aka the "Tricky Dick Virus" you can wipe it out, but it always makes a comeback H. Ross Perot Virus - same as the Jerry Brown virus, only nicer fonts are used, and it appears to have had a lot more money put into its development ******* Seriously Folks.... There is a reoccurrance of an older "Blackout" virus going around again... The "Starfighter II" virus... infects all disks online.... Blacks out the Screen... then locks yer machine... triggers after 7 pm... Cure - Deverminator II or removal while copying via ZZ Copy... *** WARNING - Photonix II will not identify this virus during a disk copy since it resides on block 0001..... Currently - Standard virus killers like Exorcisor, RX, and Virus Doctor DO NOT recognize and eradicate this virus! HD Cure - write all zeros to block 0001 on your boot partition.... Later!!!
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