How about: Bobbit-DOS: Nice overall DOS, but programs sometimes get abnormally terminated. Shi-ite Fundamentalist-DOS: Takes partitions hostage. Bush-DOS: Blinds you with 1000 points of light, while it re-formats your hard drive. Quayle-DOS: Runs like a cow, takes up 649k of memory, "C:]" is spelled wrong. Dahmer-DOS: Creates image file of eaten computer hardware at boot-up.
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