Folks --
The other day I got email from a friend who wanted to tell me the important
fact that "Information superhighway" anagrams to "I'm on a huge wispy rhino
fart".
I shudder to think of the days when it took days to receive vital information
like this. Happily, I can now use the information superhighway itself to rush
you my recent research on this subject.
Enjoy,
-- Mike
Top Ten Anagrams for "Information Superhighway"
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10. Enormous, hairy pig with fan
9. Hey, ignoramus -- win profit? Ha!
8. Oh-oh, wiring snafu: empty air
7. When forming, utopia's hairy
6. A rough whimper of insanity
5. Oh, wormy infuriating phase
4. Inspire humanity, who go far
3. Waiting for any promise, huh?
2. Hi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!
And the number one anagram for "Information Superhighway":
1. New utopia? Horrifying sham
Runners-up:
Fury, morphia, a wise nothing
Hey, what of inspiring amour?
How pithy -- a finer ignoramus
I swamp, horrify huge nation
I whisper nothing of my aura
Newt has a horrifying opium
This warning of my euphoria
Whining, amorphous -- yet fair
Why shun origin of a primate?
Wishing for a utopian rhyme
And, if you're really a glutton for punishment, the dregs:
A funnier highway impostor / Ah, infinity grew amorphous / Ah, somehow
I purify ranting / Aim high now, Senator; purify / Aim high: entropy,
raw fusion / Aim high; you're post-war Finn / Anguish, hairy women,
profit / Aspiring whore of humanity / Fame: Hi, worship you ranting /
Fiery ranting; who has opium? / Fish grew in harmony, utopia /
Forewarn: my, his utopia nigh / Frighten him away -- oops, ruin / Gore
fan: I worship humanity / He is up, waiting for harmony / Hey, I whip
furor, antagonism / Hi, I'm snooping further away / Hi, geranium --
show any profit? / Hi. I am wry, profane, shouting. / High priority:
amuse fan now / High priority: women's fauna / High-priority, famous,
an' new / Ho ho, wiring snafu, my pirate / Hop on imaginary white surf
/ How I signify humor: Arpanet / How I terrify pious hangman / How
strange: I unify morphia / How you finish grim Arpanet / Humanity
wishing for opera / Hush, yawn, origin of primate / I foresaw
high-unity on-ramp / I hum, yearning, show a profit / I muster fawning
"Hip, hooray" / I refashion on-ramp with Guy / I whisper aura of my
nothing / I'm a hero; purify Washington / I'm a panther, wishing for
you / I, prisoner of a naughty whim / If your nightmarish weapon /
Imagine rush; profit anyhow / Inspiration of my wager -- huh? / May
haunt origin of whisper / May punish hero for waiting / Misfortune,
phony hair, a wig / My wish: euphoria of ranting / Now I hop the
imaginary surf / Now terrify Shanghai -- opium / O, worship the
imaginary fun / O, yow -- human hair, fingertips! / Oh, Newt purifying
his aroma / Oh, arouse my whip if ranting / Oh, hi... um... swearing?
profanity? / Oh, now, prim naughty fairies / Oh, pigs, I forewarn
humanity / Oh, show up terrifying mania / Oh, to whisper "Imaginary
fun" / Oh, we shun imaginary profit / Oh, you rant as if whimpering /
Opium frightens away rhino / Or a whispering of humanity / Origin of
the unwary mishap / Origin of wispy human earth / Origin of wispy
human heart / Our new profanity aims high / Poet, rhyming on Hawaii
surf / Poisoning him further away / Premonition: Surf a highway /
Prisoner of my wit again -- huh? / Proof Newt is imaginary -- huh? /
Punishment for Hawai'i orgy / Pushing heroin away from it / Regain
humanity of worship / Say "Hi" if I'm another grownup / Somehow
infuriating harpy / Waiting for hymns, euphoria / Waiting for one's
hairy hump / Warning of euphoria is myth / We hush on imaginary profit
/ What, his yearning for opium? / When I surf imaginary photo / Whim:
go finish your Arpanet / Who, Rush? Imagine profanity / Whoa, push a
fringe minority / Why finish a utopian, Mr. Gore? / Why go infuriate
his on-ramp? / Why refashion grim utopian? / Why, origin of human
parties / Why, origin of puritan shame / Win my harsh foreign utopia /
Wiring of amateurish phony / Wish harmony, utopia, fringe / Wish of
huge, primary nation / Wishing for utopian ham, rye / Wit of imaginary
person -- huh? / Won me a high-priority snafu / Worship nation if
huge army / Worshiping era of humanity / Yearning for opium, hash, wit
/ You are fishing with on-ramp
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