Ibm Acronyms

IBM: It's Being Mended
IBM: Inmense Ball of Muck
IBM: I Believe in Memorex
IBM: It's Better than Macintosh!
IBM: Idiots Built Me
IBM: Intense Bowel Movement
IBM: Inferior But Marketable?
IBM: I've Been Mislead ... into thinking IBMs and compatable are worth the money.
IBM: It's Better Manually
IBM: Infinitly Better Macintosh
IBM: Indefinitly Boggled Machine
IBM: I Bought a Mac

Other suggestions can be

  IBM - I Blame Microsoft.
  IBM - I Bought Macintosh
  IBM - I'll Buy Macintosh
  IBM - I've Been Moved
  IBM - I've Been Mugged
  IBM - Incontinent Bowel Movement
  IBM - Identical Blue Men
  IBM - Idiotic Bit Masher
  IBM - Idiots Become Managers
  IBM - Ignorant Buttfucking Morons
  IBM - Incompatible Business Machines
  IBM - Incredibly Boring Machine
  IBM - Infernal Bloody Monopoly
  IBM - Institute of Black Magic
  IBM - Intercourse Beats Masturbation
  IBM - Internal Beaurocratic Mess
  IBM - International Brotherhood of Magicians
  IBM - Intolerant of Beards and Mustaches
  IBM - It'll Be Messy
  IBM - It's Backwards, Man
  IBM - Itty Bitty Machines
  IBM - Itty Bitty Morons
  IBM compatible - IBM contemptible
  IBM - Immense Bowel Movement
  IBM - It Barely Moves
  IBM - I Buy Mainframes





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