In article [2be82tINNgec@blackfoot.cis.ohio-state.edu], ryan@cis.ohio-state.edu (kathleen marie ryan) writes:
|] I am looking for some funny "translations" of programmings laguages
|] for a sweatshirt. Some examples:
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|] BASIC: Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite Confusion
|] PERL: Pathetically Eclectic Rubbish Lister
|]
|] If you have any ideas, please email to me them or post them here.
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|] ryan@cis.ohio-state.edu Kathleen Ryan
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ADA: A Dumb Arrangement
A Dumb Acronym
BASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders
Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical Code
Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite Confusion
C: Crud
COBOL: Completly Outdated, Badly Overused Language
Completly Overused, Badly Outdated Language
Cowards Only Buy Outdated Languages
build
bother (with)
Believe (in)
Codes Only Bullshit Obsessed Labryinths
Crap Operated By Obsessed lunatics
Crap Often Bothers Our Lethargy
Crap Ostracized By Our Loathing
Compiles Only Because Of Luck
Cumbersome, Overdone, Badly Organized Language
Coded Only By Obsessed Lunatics
FORTRAN: F**ker Only Runs Through Right At Never-neverland
LISP: Lots of Insanely Stupid Parentheses
Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses
PASCAL: Programming A**holes Say: Compile! All Lunatics
Programmers Against Structured Code And Language
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