Scratch the disks, dump the core, Roll the tapes across the floor, And the system is going to crash Teletypes smashed to bits. Give the scopes some nasty hits And the system is going to crash And we've also found When you turn the power down, You turn the disk readers in trash. Oh, it's so much fun, Now the CPU won't run And the system is going to crash Shut it down, pull the plug Give the core an extra tug And the system is going to crash Mem'ry cards, one and all, Toss out halfway down the hall And the system is going to crash Just flip one switch And the lights will cease to twitch And the tape drives will crumble in a flash. When the CPU Can print nothing out but "foo," The system is going to crash.
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