Path: athena.cs.uga.edu!emory!ogicse!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: ehoogerb@descartes.waterloo.edu (Edwin Hoogerbeets) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The "Manual" Keywords: smirk, original, swearing Message-ID: [S3b5.3c13@looking.on.ca] Date: 23 Mar 92 09:30:04 GMT Lines: 23 Approved: funny@clarinet.com My roomie was telling me about his trip home when he took his girlfriend (now fiancee) home to meet people. While there, he met one of his old friends that was not overly experienced in sexual matters. During that evening, sexual matters became the topic of conversation as they often do among young people our age. They found out that his friend thought that "oral sex" was when two people kissed each other using their tongues. (ie. french kissing) Nononono, they told her admist their chuckles, and proceeded to explain what oral sex actually was. My roomie then confided that he was considering buying his friend a copy of "The Joy of Sex" while he was out shopping at a bookstore. He almost bought it for her to give her a little better understanding, but decided against it because of the prohibitive cost. "Oh I get it," I said knowingly, "You were going to tell her to Read The Fucking Manual." -- Selected by Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com. Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.
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