Path: athena.cs.uga.edu!emory!wupost!uunet!looking!funny-request
From: bilder@nhl-1.nhl.sintef.no (Bilder)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Core dump blues
Keywords: computer, chuckle
Message-ID: [S41e.35b5@looking.on.ca]
Date: 5 Jul 92 23:30:04 GMT
Lines: 25
Approved: funny@clarinet.com
Well, my terminal's locked up, and I ain't got any Mail,
And I can't recall the last time that my program didn't fail;
I've got stacks in my structs, I've got arrays in my queues,
I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.
If you think that it's nice that you get what you C,
Then go : illogical statement with your whole family,
'Cause the Supreme Court ain't the only place with : Bus error views.
I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.
On a PDP-11, life should be a breeze,
But with VAXen in the house even magnetic tapes would freeze.
Now you might think that unlike VAXen I'd know who I abuse,
I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.
-- Core Dumped Blues
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