New Classes


My name is Kevin Saltkill.  I got this off of my (college) advisor's door.  I
think she got it from the University of Kentucky.

My e-mail address is kds3521@tntech.edu.  I would appreciate any additions that
can be thought up.  Thanks, and enjoy!

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All undergraduate students must take note of new required classes.

Course number   Title                                     Days      Time
MUS147          HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND LAB               MW        10:00-10:50
HIS024          U.S. HISTORY SINCE ABOUT AN HOUR AGO      TR        12:00-1:15
GEO222          COUNTRIES THAT ARE ORANGE ON MAPS         MWF       2:00-2:50
ENG537          SURVEY IN ENG LIT: SIR FRANCIS BACON      MWF       9:00-11:15
                AND LORD HENRY SAUSAGE                    
POLS834         U.S. DOMESTIC POLICY: IF FROGS COULD      TR        1:30-2:45
                VOTE
ANT248          AMISH PARTY GAMES                         W         6:00-8:15
FR106           ELEMENTARY FRENCH TOAST                   MW        8:00-8:50
COM193          TOPICS FROM "GREEN ACRES": LIFE AND       T         7:00-9:15
                TIMES OF MR. HANEY                       
HIS456          THE HISTORY OF SOUP                       TR        9:30-10:45
CHE546          THE SCIENCE OF PLAY-DO                    MWF       10:00-10:50
PHI101          THE RAMBLINGS OF DEAD, DRUNKEN            MWF       9:00-9:50
                PHILOSOPHERS                              
ARC555          ARCHITECTURE OF THE BRADY BUNCH HOME      WTBS      4:35-5:05
MOO108          THE BOVINE ERA, PART IV: COW HISTORY      R         5:30-7:15
                SINCE 1784
ENG327          SHAKESPEAREAN MEMOS, MENUS, AND GROCERY   TR        11:00-12:15
                LISTS                                     
ANT764          NOMADIC TRIBES OF SUB-SAHARAN AFRICA      MW        3:00-3:50
                THAT ARE REALLY JUST LOST                 
MATH001         COMPREHENSIVE STUDY OF THE NUMBER SEVEN   TR        9:30-10:45
POLS497         REPUBLICAN PARTY ETHICS                   M         1:00-1:05
ARC123          DESIGNING MODERN CITIES USING LEGOS       MWF       2:00-2:50
MATH19875       MATHEMATICS SO HARD THAT NO ONE CAN       W         6:00-8:30
                DO IT                                     
COM253          UNDERSTANDING THE PLOT TWISTS IN "TWIN    MTWRFSS   9:00-4:15
                PEAKS"                                    
A-S546          TOPICS IN MODERN ART: USING A LIVE        TR        3:00-4:15
                AS A PAINT BRUSH                          
HPR314          BEGINNING YAHTZEE                         MWF       1:00-1:50
ENG893          THE ROMANTIC PROSE OF ALAN CUTLER         MWF       9:00-9:50
PHY276          HYPNOTIZING YOUR PETS                     TR        2:00-3:15
TEL115          MUNSTERS/ADDAMS FAMILY: A COMPARISON      M         7:00-9:15
                STUDY                                     
BIO654          STUDENT CENTER SOUPS                      MWF       10:00-10:50
???267          POTPOURRI                                 TR        12:30-1:45
ENG690          STOOGE CRITICISM: THE SHEMP YEARS         MWF       10:00-10:50
MUS532          THE BAGPIPES GO DISCO                     MWF       3:00-4:15
MATH476         LEARNING POSSIBLE LOTTERY NUMBERS         TR        11:00-12:15
BUS109          NEIL BUSH INVESTMENT SEMINAR              MWF       4:00-4:50
ZGH786          INTRO AM OP ED ACK OOP                    TR        11:00-11:50
HRP192          TAKING DOWN THE VOLLEYBALL NET            MW        12:00-12:50
                (NOTE:prereq:HPR191: PUT UP VBALL NET)
SCH465          UNDERSTANDING THE SCHEDULE BOOK           M         2:00-2:50


If you think of any other classes that should be required, add them at your
leisure.


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