If any of you have had to contend with the bureaucratic heirarchy in a
university, you will understand why God did not get his/her contract
renewed during recent evaluations.
WHY GOD WOULD NEVER RECEIVE TENURE
By Some Professor Somewhere
1. He had only one major publication (and not in a refeered journal at
that!).
2. Some doubt that he wrote it himself.
3. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done sincer
then?
4. His cooperative efforts have been limited.
5. The scientific community has had a hard time reproducing his results.
6. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
7. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the
subjects.
8. When subjects didn't behave as expected, he deleted them from the sample.
9. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
10. Some say he had his son teach the class.
11. He expelled his first two students.
12. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his
tests.
13. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
14. He insisted on a pass/fail grading system, in conflict with official
policy requiring A-F.
15. None of his best students completed their dissertation.
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