Avoid commas, that aren't necessary. Proofread you writing. Between you and I, case is important. Verbs has to agree with their antecedents. When dangling, watch your participles. Try to never split infinitives. A preposition is something you should never end a sentence with. Don't never use no double negatives. 1. Don't use no double negatives. 2. Make each pronoun agree with their antecedent. 3. When dangling, watch your participles. 4. Don't use commas, which aren't necessary. 5. Verbs has to agree with their subjects. 6. About those sentence fragments. 7. Try to not ever split infinitives. 8. Its important to use apostrophe's correctly. 9. Always read what you have written to see if you've any words out. 10. Correct spelling is essential. I understand the source for these is either "Newsman's English" by Harold Evans or "Wilkinson Sord, English for the Masses," author unk. This sentence three erors. One example is the sentence "what's that in the road ahead" which can alternately be read "what's that in the road...a head?" "Whatcha got on, your mind?" --Bro. Dave Gardner (?) My favorite, from SNL (and possibly others): "You can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor". Ban on soliciting dead in Trotwood. Complaints about NBA referees growing ugly. Lie detector test unreliable, unconstitutional hearing told. PLO invited to raid debates. Greeks fine hookers Bishop defrocks gay priest. Mauling by bear leaves women grateful for life. Spell Checked and reformatted by Nathan Mates (nathan@cco.caltech.edu)
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